but she's a great cook----

[Panola]

This is somewhat related to arrowheads------somewhat------




Two cops came by the house yesterday and asked me if I was married , I said " yes " and then they asked for a picture of her , so I got one off the piano and after looking at it for a while , one of them said " I'm sorry but it looks like your wife was hit by a truck "-----and I said , " I know but she's a great cook , a wonderful mother and lets me hunt arrowheads anytime I want " .---------------------

[marksimerson]

[Indianasmith]

If Peg ever reads any of this stuff, you are SO busted!!!! LOL

[Panola]

Originally Posted by Indianasmith

If Peg ever reads any of this stuff, you are SO busted!!!! LOL

I know-----

[cgode]

Well DB, if ya " disappear" off this forum, I think we all will know.......BUSTED!
I've always enjoyed your posts!!

[Ryno]

That---- is hilarious

[Steve Valentine]

I'd hide all the shovels if I was you. lol

[lillyput]

And the all woman jury no-billed her for his murder. Funny thing she killed him with a spear

[Bobby]

Pretty good one Don. I really like you're sense of humor.
My wife didn't like my sense of humor the other day. I told her that I wasn't going to get her anything for Christmas because she has never used what I got her for Christmas last year. It was a really nice cemetery plot.

[Panola]

that's a good one Bobby ! You know " if " anything I said in jest , had one bit of truth , I'd be in big trouble .---Actually she is the love of my life ; God gave her to me as I needed a strong , smart , and pretty gal . ( and tough ) . I don't know what she did wrong to get me . db