Alabama Fishing (Joke)

[Tdog]

A good ole Alabama boy won a bass boat in a raffle drawing. He brought it home and his wife looks at him and says, "What you gonna do with that.
There ain't no water deep enough to float a boat within 100 miles of here." He says, "I won it and I'm a gonna keep it." His brother came over to visit several days later. He sees the wife and asks where his brother is. She says, "He's out there in his bass boat", pointing to the field behind the house. The brother heads out behind the house and sees his brother sitting in a bass boat with a fishing rod in his hand down in the middle of a big field. He yells out to him, "What are you doing?" His brother replies, "I'm fishin'. What does it look like I 'm a doin'?" His brother yells, "It's people like you that give people from Alabama a bad name, makin everybody think we're stupid. I'd come out there and whip your a$$ if I could swim!"

[Bobby]

Tdog most all of my jokes start off with the phrase "these two old boys from Arkansas.

I like that one.

[TurtleMan]

Woah there Bobby, not everyone from Ark. is an idiot! For example, experts are now certain that the tooth brush was invented there, because if it was invented anywere else it would have been called the TEETH brush!

[Bobby]

That is funny right there,
Okay there were these two old boys from Arkansas making a road trip through Texas. When they got into Texas a ways they realized they had forgotten their food so they stopped at a store. One of the guys went into the store and told the lady at the counter he needed some mater's, some tater's and some onyun's. She said you must be from Arkansas and he said yeah how did you know? She said it was because the way he talked.
He told his buddy how smart Texans were so his buddy wanted to try it out in the next town. They stopped at a store and he went in and said he needed some mater's, some tater's and some onyun's. The guy behind the counter said you must be from Arkansas. The guy said yeah and you know that cause the way I talk right. The guy behind the counter said No you are in a freakin hardware store.

[Bobby]

The same two old boys went to a private lake in Texas and rented a boat to fish from. They caught more fish than they had ever caught in Arkansas. One of them said they needed to mark the spot they caught all them fish at so he pulls out a black sharpie and makes an X in the floor of the boat.
The other guy said are you just plum stupid or somethin, what if we don't get the same boat next time?

[ozarkmike]

lol

[marksimerson]

[TurtleMan]

Sven and Oly went out hunting, Sven told Oly to start waking one way arond the mountain and he (Sven) would walk the other way and see if they could push a deer twards one another. Just before spliting up, Sven says "oh ya if you get lost, fire 3 shots in the air so I can find you." Well shure enough Oly got lost, and after a week of serching Sven finely found his friend, half starved, and mostly frozen! Sven rushed to his buddies side and said "I told you if you got lost to fire some shots in the air!" Oly croaked " I did, but after the 6th shot I ran out of arrows!"