Two Dogs (joke)

[Tdog]

A young indian boy sat contemplating how his people were named so he says, "Father, how did we all get names like Running Deer, Ten Bears, Red Sky and such?" As the boy sat intensely listening his father replied, "As soon as the child is born, the father names the child after the first thing he sees that inspires him and that's how it's done. So, what makes you ask such strange questions Two Dogs Fu&#ing?"

[longtimefree]

so i guess you were an inquizitive child lol

[TurtleMan]

So, this guy is on a buisness trip and the company he works for has him flying coach. He's a little POed, figuring that he will get stuck next to a fat guy or a screaming kid. Much to his suprise just befor the plane takes off a very atractive woman sat down next to him! She still had on a name tag from whatever function she had been at, the guy asked what the name tag had been for? Embaressed, the lady replied that she had just came from a symposium on the sexual prowess of the American Male. And contrary to popular beleaf there were actualy 3 types of American Males who were dinomite in the sack; Jewish men, because they new how to listen to a woman, southern men, for the size of there members, and Native American men for thier stamina in bed. She then got more emberessed and said "I can't beleave that I just told you all that and I don't even know your name"! The man, without missing a beat, replied " my name is Running Elk Goldmen, but all my friends down home call me Bubba"!

[marksimerson]

The lone ranger and tonto were riding into the sunset when all of a sudden tonto jumps off his horse and puts his ear to the ground and says "hmmm...buffalo come" The lone ranger asks " you can hear them?" tonto stands up and replies..." NO...ear sticky!"

[TurtleMan]

The Lone Ranger and Tonto are rideing threw a canyon, when suddenly hostile indians apear all around the rim of the canyon! The Lone Ranger turns to Tonto and says "there must be a thousand of 'um, what are we gonna do?". Tonto said "what do you mean WE white man?"!

[marksimerson]

A guy is driving down the road..sees this indian laying on the road with his ear to the road...he stops and asks..."what are you doing?" Indian says "2006 astro-van, blue, three passengers, heading west at 60 MPH" The guy asks " you can tell all that from listening to the road?" Indian says..." no, ran me over bout 5 minutes ago."

[winmeek]

Originally Posted by Tdog

A young indian boy sat contemplating how his people were named so he says, "Father, how did we all get names like Running Deer, Ten Bears, Red Sky and such?" As the boy sat intensely listening his father replied, "As soon as the child is born, the father names the child after the first thing he sees that inspires him and that's how it's done. So, what makes you ask such strange questions Two Dogs Fu&#ing?"

I thought the boy's name was broken rubber?