Old man & his Doctor...

[Flyjunkie]

An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up...

The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said, 'Things are great and I've never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. So what do you think about that Doc?'

The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell a story.
'I have an older friend , much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season.'

One day he was setting off to go hunting. In a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun. As he neared a lake, he came across a very large beaver sitting at the water's edge.

He realized he'd left his gun at home and so he couldn't shoot the magnificent creature. Out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle and went 'bang, bang'. Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. Now, what do you think of that ?' asked the doctor.

The 86-year-old said, 'Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver.'

The doctor replied , 'My point exactly.'

[RedHawk_ArtifactHunter]

Damn thats funny! but here is a good one (supposed to be told to a chick) but i couldnt help but post it


If I had a rooster and you had a donkey. And your donkey ate my roosters feet what would you have???




Im not going to post the answer cause its pretty dirty so if you dont know the answer message me and ill tell you

[Mud Hawk]

Red, think I figured it out but did ya mean chicken or rooster .

[Bobby]

There was an 80 year old man pacing back and forth in the waiting room because is new 20 year old wife was giving birth. When the nurse came out she told him his wife had just gave birth to twins. He replied well that just goes to show you just because there is snow on the roof doesn't mean there isn't a fire in the furnace.
The nurse told him he needed to change his filters then because the twins were black.

[drdave514]

An old man goes to the doctor of constant farting. Fortunately they don't make a sound or smell. The Dr. gives him some medicine and tells him to come back in a week. He comes back stating that he still has the gas but now they smell really bad, though still don't make a sound. The Dr. says 'great, now we will work on your hearing'.