7 kinds of sex

[ozarkmike]

Research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex.

The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. * This kind of sex happens when
you first meet someone, and you both have sex until you are blue in the
face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. * This is when you have been
with your partner for a short time, and you are so needy you will have sex
anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with

your partner for a long time, your sex has gotten routine, and you usually
have
sex only in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex * This is when you have been with

your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both
say
'Screw you.'

The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex. * This means you get Nun in
the morning, Nun in the afternoon, and Nun at night. (Very Popular)

The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex. * This is when you cannot stand your
wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.

And; Last, but not least, The 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security
Sex. You get a little each month, but not enough to enjoy yourself.

[Bobby]

Oh no I just realized I am already pretty far down on that list.

[joshuaream]

I've got a friend from college who manages to speed through steps 3-6, and gets back to 1 & 2 with his future ex-wife pretty quickly. He is in-between marriages for the 6th time in about 20 years. Two marriages ended because he was on two different steps at the same time (not with the same girl.)

[Steve Valentine]

I guess you could say mine is very spiritual right now.